NASA: Mayan apocalypse rumors a threat to depressive teens. NASA took us to space against all odds,now demoted to HS guidance counselor.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) December 4, 2012
Funny, but also depressing that it has come to this.
I don't need an approaching apocalypse to feel down.
Apocalypse Now.
Once upon a time, there was a great country called America....
