"Welfare Wonderland"
Lyrics:
Cell phones ringParody performed by the great Paul Shanklin.
Are you listening
Every day
Less are working
A beautiful sight
That offends the Right
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
Gone away
Is employment
Here to stay
Is your enjoyment
I did it because
Of capitalism's flaws
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say "Are you married?"
You'll say "No, man"
I'll lose my benefits if I ever get tied down
Later on
You'll perspire
As you drink
By the fire
With the hobos and clowns
Who wander downtown
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
Walkin' in my welfare wonderland
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Other holiday favorites:
"Baracka Claus is Coming to Town"
"Forward: Obama Phones Ringing"
"Jolly Old St. Obama"
"Santa Baby"
"Let It Grow"