See some of the 2012 cards here.
See some of the 2011 cards here.
See some of the 2010 cards here.
The GOP has 18 cards. One is sure to please your Valentine.
Some options:
Barack Obama (Gee, thanks - FOR NOTHING!)
Joe Biden (He's the doofus that keeps on giving.)
Bob Menendez (The definition of sleaze.)
Hillary Clinton (She's sleazier than Menendez and her husband combined.)
Joe Biden (Joey is a champion speller!)
Dianne Feinstein (Happily eroding our rights.)
Nancy Pelosi (We have a Leftist problem.)
Barack Obama (You can't buy love, but you can buy dependency.)
