VP Debate Pros and Cons

What are the pros and cons of tonight's vice presidential debate between Paul Ryan and Joe Biden?

Pro: When Ryan is introduced, he wants them to say, "Congressman Paul Ryan."
Con: When Biden is introduced, he wants them to say, "Here comes Bidey Joe Joe."


Pro: This debate will be the biggest challenge Biden has faced in his time as VP.
Con: Second to "trying to stick the straw in a Capri Sun pouch."


Pro: Hearing the moderator ask Paul Ryan why he deserves to be America's number two.
Con: Hearing Biden do his Butthead impression after hearing "number two."


Pro: Biden got some debate advice from President Obama.
Con: "Take two Ambien and then act like you don't wanna be there."


Pro: Paul Ryan takes pride in being on Team Romney.
Con: Joe Biden takes pride in being on Team Edward.


Pro: Seeing Paul Ryan say, "It's time to roll up our sleeves and put America back to work."
Con: Seeing Joe Biden say, "Who needs sleeves at all?" then tear them off like a Chippendales dancer.


Pro: RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said not to underestimate Joe Biden's debate skills.
Con: "Reince Priebus" sounds like the name of a creature from the Star Wars cantina.


Pro: Hearing Paul Ryan end his closing remarks with, "God Bless America."
Con: Hearing Joe Biden end his closing remarks with, "hashtag YOLO!"